Tuesday, September 22, 2009

We May Have a Stranger in Our Home

Apparently, we have strange people that walk in our house. I find it fascinating that each day there are a number of things that happen that NO ONE has a clue who did it, how it happened or where it came from.

Nobody put the dirty sock in the kitchen drawer.
Nobody moved the laptop to a different room.
Nobody put the empty bag of chips back in the cabinet.
Nobody left the school CD on the counter.
Nobody left ehe cereal bowl in the car.
Nobody pulled the laundry out of the dryer and left it in the floor.
Nobody left the dirty bowl sitting on the table.
Nobody pulled out one sheet of paper and let 50 fall on the floor.
Nobody spilled the crayons under the table.
Nobody took moms scissors.
Nobody left the tennis racket in the living room.
Nobody spilled the sugar on the floor.
Nobody left the dirty diaper sitting on the couch.
Nobody left the wet towel in the hall.
Nobody took the last sheet of toilet paper.
Nobody took moms make up.
Nobody moved the shampoo to another bathroom.

And MOST definitely NOBODY left their shoe by the front door or in the hall!
All 20 of them!

4 comments:

  1. I love this! I could add my own twenty to your list. How true and funny this is. Thanks for the laugh.

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  2. haha...yep...I am thinking of keeping an ongoing list! Go for it, make your own list. It definitely helped me process the frustration! LOL

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  3. Oh my word! How true! :-) Love it~

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  4. HAHA! Mr. Nobody's been to our house too, and one day, I WILL bust him :)!!

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